what if u woke up tomorrow and it was the first day of seventh grade and everythings that happened since then was just a dream
i would take that opportunity to use everything i learned to fucking crush my enemies and get rid of all the toxic fucking people in my life and tell them to fuck off
they wouldn’t take me seriously because they’re middle schoolers but i would know
i would know
i’d invest money in facebook
Delilah: Who do you want under your christmas tree.
Me: O_O B-BRADLEY JAMES
Delilah: Oh good-
Me: B-BRADLEY JAMES NAKED
Me: AND COLIN MORGAN
AND THEN I GET TO JOIN
Delilah: Oh god…
Me: DAD I KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
Me: Bradley James and Colin Morgan naked and cuddling.
Dad: me too.